When you’re a kid time has a way of passing with the speed and urgency of an elderly turtle with four broken legs on his way to visit his proctologist. Important events—Christmas, your birthday, the end of the school day—always seem forever fleeting, forever away. In fact, “This is taking forever” seems to be right [...]
If you want to get technical, the 2000’s for me started in downtown Buffalo, NY. I was in pleather pants and a long-sleeve purple velvet shirt, smack dab in the middle of 18,000 people at a Barenaked Ladies concert. I was neither drunk nor high, despite what my choice of apparel might imply. I was [...]
