Guy 1: I just wanted to thank you for the great night. Bride’s Father: (hiccup) Who the hell are you? (hiccup) (Guy 2 laughs hard; spits mouthful of scotch in a perfect arc over railing of deck; remainder of scotch left in his glass spills onto deck) Guy 1: One of the bridesmaid’s boyfriends. Bride’s Father: I like her. Guy [...]
